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I Ate My Teachers Food

A young bot eating.

Way back in High School, I used to ask a lot of questions concerning things I don't understand.

One day I asked my class teacher, Mrs Jane, why do we ignore some letters in pronouncing words like 'H' in Hour, 'Honour' and 'Honest'.

Mrs Jane told me that those letters are not ignored, they are just silent.

Her answer to my question confused me even more.

One day, during the lunch break, Mrs Doris gave me her packed lunch to go and heat it at the cafeteria.

As soon as I got there, I just made the 'H' in the word 'Heat' silent so I finish the food.

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