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FUNNY JOKE: Life Before Marriage Vs Life After Marriage

A picture of a dating couple and a married couple


MAN: I have been waiting for this day.

WOMAN: Do you want me to leave? 

MAN: No.

WOMAN: Do you love me? 

MAN: Of course.

WOMAN: Will you ever cheat me?

MAN: Never in my life.

WOMAN: Will you ever hug me? 

MAN: Every chance I get.

WOMAN: Will you hit me?

MAN: Are you crazy?

WOMAN: Can I trust you?

MAN: Yes.

WOMAN: Sweetheart.


Now read the conversation from the bottom to the top.

1. Guys, if she carries flat shoes in her bag to wear when she gets tired on the heels, don't marry her. She can't finish what she started.

2. CALLER: Hello Dave, you have won a free trip for two to Dubai. Who are you going to take with you, sir?

DAVE: I'll take no one. I'll go twice.

3. As a kid, stealing from your mother's Okro stew is so stressful. You stole just one meat and the Okro will draw a perpendicular line from the kitchen to your room. That's the real definition of betrayal.

4. Do you remember as a kid, you thought the moon used to follow you. That's when your stupidity started.

5. That awkward moment when you buy the newest version of iPhone and you fell down the stairs with the phone in your pocket. You hear a crack sound and you are like "Oh God let it be my leg."

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