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FUNNY JOKE: I Attended A Messed Up Wedding

A messed up wedding

At a wedding ceremony, the pastor asked the people around if there was anyone among us who had a reason why the marriage shouldn't go on; it was time to stand up and speak, or forever let them hold their peace. 

Everyone was quiet until one beautiful young lady holding a child stood up. She started walking through the aisle heading to the fronts.

The whole place turned into complete chaos. The bride got angry, slapped the groom and started crying.

The bride and the groom's parents who were seated next to each other also started quarrelling.

Family and friends were also confused and disappointed at the incident.

The pastor then asked the woman, "Can you tell us why you came forward?" What do you have to say?"

The woman replied, "I can't hear from the back."

1. Relationship stress can make you attend a funeral of someone you don’t even know just to get the chance to cry.

2. What is a disappointment?
Disappointment is when your parents tell you that sex before marriage is a sin but you saw yourself in their wedding pictures.

3. By now my ex is telling her new boyfriend how bad I was and the guy too is feeling pity for her thinking he got an angel, two idiots.

4. Girls with big forehead are always consoling themselves that they look like Rihanna.

5. Guys are like, "I will fuck this girl, I will fuck that girl." You will continue to fuck the girls until you fuck the girl that will reduce your destiny to 1mb.

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