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If poison expires, is it more poisonous or it's no longer poisonous?

Which letter is silent in the word "Scent," the S or the C? 

Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned? 

Why is the letter 'W' in the English alphabet called double 'U'? Shouldn't it be called double 'V'? 

Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty. 

The word 'swims' when turned upside-down is still 'swims'. 

100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses. 

If you replace 'W' with 'T' in 'What', 'Where' and 'When', you will get the answer to each of them.

1. ''Once I fall asleep don't bother waking me up." This is how wives ask for sex.

2. When you break your girl's heart, she'll cry and cry, in the end, she'll say "all men are wicked" and eventually give her life to Christ. My brothers, all I'm just saying is, win more souls to Christ.

3. I need a brave thief who can go to heaven and steal the book of sins. just to see if my name is inside.

4. Ladies if you break up with your boyfriend, please make sure you update other girls. Some people have been waiting for a very long time.

5. Rihanna brought the fashion of not wearing a bra and some ladies are trying to copy her but their breasts look like hospital drips with no water.

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