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FUNNY JOKE: My New Crazy History Teacher

A male teacher standing in front of a group of students from different race

A new teacher was posted to my school and he happens to replace the history teacher who just left.

On his first day in my class, he greeted the class and said, "I'm going to be your history teacher for the rest of the term. Do you know what we are going to learn this morning?"

All pupil in my class responded in chorus, "No sir."

And he said, "Since you don't know what we're going to learn today, there is no point of me teaching you." And he left.

The next day he came to the class and asked the same question as the other day.

"Do you know what we are going to learn this morning?"

Because of what happened the other day, we all responded, "Yes sir."

And he again said, "Since you all know what I'm about to teach, there is no need for me to teach you again." And he went out.

The following day, he came to the class full of energy and with smiles all over his face.

As usual, he asked the class whether we know what we are going to do that day.

Out of confusion, some of us responded "Yes sir" while others responded "No sir."

We thought this time our answers to his question will make him teach that day, but he took his bag and said, "Since some of you know what we are going to do today and others don't know, let those who know teach those who don't know." And he left.

1. The day I will finally buy a G-WAGON, I will make sure I drive to my Ex-girlfriend's house and ask her for directions​ to my own house.

2. Sometimes God sends an Ex back in your life to see whether you are still stupid.

3. Have you ever thought about this? During rapture which angel will carry the fat girls?

4. Women will always tell you that men can lie and cheat. But they are the same people who claim what a man can do a woman can do better.

5. To all those guys who keep on saying "Women are cheap," please how much is your sister?

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