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FUNNY JOKE: I Will Kill This Shopkeeper

A shopkeeper standing in his shop

This shopkeeper has messed up my life.

I swear anywhere I'll meet his, I'll show him my true colours.

Last night, I went to buy a condom from his shop and he told me they were finished and he just sold the last one.

This morning, when my wife went to buy something from his shop, that idiot told my wife to come and tell me that some of the condoms that I was looking for last night are now available.

1. Some girls have flat tummy not because they have been going to the gym, but it's due to the weight of their sugar daddies.

2. If you are on Facebook chatting and suddenly your phone fell off the ground. Just know that one fat girl liked your picture.

3. People who bleach their skin are the only ones who have the right to say "I will show you my true colours."

4. Not all marriages start with "will you marry me?" Some start with " I am pregnant ."

5. Being kissed does not mean you are loved. Ask Jesus about Judas.

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