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FUNNY JOKE: My Crazy Dad

A male adult making a phone call

My dad called me in school to see how I'm doing when he heard on the news that there is an ongoing riot in my school.

DAD: "Hello Dave, how are you doing?"

ME: "I'm good Dad."

DAD: "Where are you at this moment?"

ME: "I'm in my hostel now."

DAD: "Good to hear that. I heard there is an ongoing riot in your school. For safety reasons please don't go out. Stay in your room and don't join them."

ME: "Okay Dad. Thank you for your advice."

5 minutes later my father called again.

DAD: "My son, what caused the riot?"

ME: "The Vice-Chancellor has added a 100% increment to out tuition fees and he said we are in the times of change so everything must change."

DAD: "Does that mean I will be paying double of what I paid last semester?"

ME: "Yes Dad."

DAD: "Where are you now?"

ME: "I'm in my room."

DAD: "Are you mad? What are you doing in your room? Take a machete and join them. Did I trained you to be lazy like that?"

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