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FUNNY JOKE: Donkey In The Class

A class of pupils with their teacher in front and a donkey as well

In school, my teacher decided to do an experiment with a donkey during one of her classes.

She brought two buckets in the classroom, filled one with beer and the other with water.

She then brought a donkey and commanded it to drink any of them.

The donkey smelled both buckets but chose to drink the water instead.

My teacher then asked the class, "What have you learnt today about this experiment?"

Kevin stood up and answered, "Anyone who does not drink beer is a donkey."

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