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FUNNY JOKE: The Clash Between My Class Teacher And I

A student taking a test in the principals office with his teacher by his side

Back in school days, I spent almost 3 years just in grade 3 because I wasn't able to pass the promotion exams.

One day, I gathered courage and went straight to my class teacher, Miss Betty and asked her to promote me to grade 4.

"I am smarter than my sister who is already in grade 4."

My teacher who didn't know what to do took me to the principal's office and narrated everything to him.

The principal decided to test me at the spot with some grade 4 questions.

PRINCIPAL: "What is 3+3?"

ME: "6."

PRINCIPAL: "6+6?"

ME: "12."

To the surprise of the principal, I got all the questions correct.

My class teacher also decided to ask me some questions before they take me to the grade 4 class.

MADAM: "What do I have only 2 but a cow has 4?"

ME: "Legs."

MADAM: "What's in your pants/trousers that I don't have?"

ME: "Pockets."

MADAM: "What starts with 'C' and ends with 'T', it's hairy, oval-shaped, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?"

ME: "Coconut."

MADAM: "What goes in hard and later comes out soft and sticky?"

ME: "Bubble Gum."

MADAM: "You stick your pole inside me, you tie me down to get me up, I get wet before you do?"

ME: "Tent."

MADAM: "A finger goes on me, you fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always had me first?"

ME: "A wedding ring."

MADAM: "I come in sizes. When I'm not well, I drip, when you blow me, you feel good?"

ME: "Nose."

MADAM: "I have a stiff shaft, my tip penetrates, I come with a quiver."

ME: "Arrow."

MADAM: "What starts with 'F' and ends with 'K' and if you don't get it, you have to use your hands?"

ME: "Fork." 

MADAM: "What is it that all men have, it varies in length, it is longer in some men than others, the Pope doesn't use his own and a man gives it to his wife after marriage?"

ME: "Surname."

MADAM: "Which part of a man has no bone but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpkin and it's responsible for making love?"

ME: "Heart."

PRINCIPAL: "Send this boy to the university. I didn't even get any of the answers correct."


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