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FUNNY JOKE: Asking A Married Woman's Number

A guy talking to a woman

I met this beautiful lady at the bus stop and without hesitation, I went to talk to her. "You're so beautiful, I like you. Can I get your number?"

To my surprise, she gently placed her hand on my shoulder and said, "My dear, this love and infatuation are all nothing. You are too young to be behaving like this. Please go home and work hard so that you can have a successful life."

In fact, I've never been so embarrassed in my life like this before.

She then placed a piece of paper in my hand and said, "I have written some words of wisdom and some religious verses for you. Read them before you go to sleep." 

And then she walked away.

In the evening before going to bed, I decided to take a look at what the lady wrote for me on that sheet of paper and it reads; "Are you blind? The man that was standing behind me is my husband. Anyways, this is my number. Call me anytime".

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