Cemetery Jokes

FUNNY JOKES: God And Satan Sharing Corpse In A Cemetery

God seated on his throne and Satan surrounded by fire

These two stubborn kids in my area stole a bag full of oranges from a nearby orchard.

One suggested they go to a quiet place to share it.

The other also suggested they go to the community cemetery since they want a quiet place.

The gate of the cemetery was closed when they got there so they jumped over the gate into the cemetery.

On an attempt to jump over the gate, two of the oranges fell out of the bag but they didn't bother to pick it because they had enough to share.

On that fateful day, I was jogging past the cemetery gate so I heard a voice coming from the cemetery saying: "One for me, one for you, one for me, one for you..."

I quickly ran to the church nearby to call the priest to come with me.

"Father please come and witness God and Satan sharing the corpses in the cemetery."

We then ran back to the cemetery gate and the voice was still going on: "One for me, one for you, one for me, one for you..."

Suddenly the voice stopped the counting and said: "What about the two at the gate? Let's share them too."

I turned my neck and the priest was nowhere to be found.

Guys that was when I realized the priest can run past a jet.

I started running and shouting: "Please God I'm are not dead yet..."

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