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FUNNY JOKE: The Blender Cheating Husband

A guy in white shirt with a blender in his hands

The wife of my next-door neighbour was suspicious of her husband cheating on her. So on a business trip to another country, she decided to call her husband daily to find out where he is.

Day 1, Wife calls husband.

WIFE: "Hello, where are you?"

HUSBAND: "I'm in the house right now."

WIFE: "Are you sure?"

HUSBAND: "Yes I am."

WIFE: "Okay, Turn on the Blender."

Husband turns on the Blender.

WIFE: Okay my love goodbye.

Day 2, wife calls again.

WIFE: "Hello, where are you?"

HUSBAND: "I'm at home."

WIFE: "Are you sure?"

HUSBAND: "Yes I am."

WIFE: "Turn on the Blender."

Husband turns on the Blender.

WIFE: Okay, goodbye.

The next day, the wife decided to call her son to find the whereabouts of her husband instead.

WIFE: "Son, where is your father?"

SON: "I don't know mom, he went out with your blender two days ago."


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