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FUNNY JOKE: She Cheated On Me With The Next Door Neighbour

A man and a woman cuddling on bed.

Can you believe my wife actually cheated on me? The woman I love and trusted so much.

Guys this is what happened.

WIFE: Honey can you please clean the garden?

ME: Do I look like a gardener?

WIFE: What about you fixing the bathtub, please?

ME: Do I look like a plumber?

I then walked out of the house. After four hours outside I decided to come back home.

I got to the house and the garden was cleaned and the bathtub fixed.

ME: I love you, my dear, I knew you will definitely do these yourself.

WIFE: It's not me.

ME: Really? Then who did that?

WIFE: John the next-door neighbour.

ME: How much did you pay him for the work?

WIFE: I gave him nothing. He just gave me two options, either bread or sex.

ME: I hope you gave him bread?

WIFE: Do I look like a baker?


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