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FUNNY JOKE: My Sister Finds Love On Facebook

Facebook dating.

So my sister who has been single for the past four years wrote on her Facebook wall: "I'm looking for a man who won't beat me, won't leave me and will satisfy me well in bed."

Two days later, she heard someone banging her door.

She opened the door and there stood a guy with no arms and no legs.

Out of surprise, she asked, "how can I help you, sir?"

The guy quickly answered, "I saw your post on Facebook two days ago so I decided to come and see you."

MY SISTER: "But you have no arms."

THE GUY: "Yes, I won't beat you as you indicated in your post."

MY SISTER: "But you have no legs."

THE GUY: "Yes, I won't leave you."

MY SISTER: "So how can you satisfy me in bed?"

THE GUY: "What do you think I was banging the door with?"

All of a sudden my sister became unconscious.

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