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FUNNY JOKE: I stole A Goat

A white goat tied with a rope

Last year I was arrested and taken to court for stealing a goat.

JUDGE: "Gentleman, are you guilty or not guilty?"

ME: "My Lord, I'm not guilty."

JUDGE: "Okay explain to me. How come you were arrested and charged for stealing a goat?"

ME: "My Lord, I was just passing by Mr Davis backyard and I saw a very long rope tied to a tree. So I told myself maybe the tree is trying to commit suicide. As a good person, I decided to rescue the tree and take the rope home. My Lord, I swear I didn't realize the rope was tied to a goat until now."

The Judge dropped all the charges against me.

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