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FUNNY JOKE: I Caught My Pastor Stealing From The Church Offering

A hand putting offering in an offering plate

I have been going to this church in my area for about two months now.

Whenever the pastor is praying, he emphatically instructs the church members not to open our eyes and whoever does so will be poor for the rest of his or her life.

One Sunday, out of curiosity, I decided to open my eyes.

I saw the pastor taking some of the offerings into his pocket.

The pastor saw me looking at him and ended the prayer by saying "Blessed are those who see and don't talk".

And I also replied, "For they shall have their share weather you like it or not".

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