FUNNY JOKES: How She Outsmart Me After The Accident And Got Me Arrested

A woman engaged in an accident being attended to by a guy. A woman nearby making a phone call at the accident scene

This woman recklessly hit my car with hers.

Both of our cars were badly damaged but neither of us was hurt.

We managed to crawl out of our cars and started a conversation.

WOMAN: "So you're a man. Look at our cars there is nothing left but fortunately, we are not hurt. Don't you think this is a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days?"

ME: "I completely agree with you, this must be a sign from God."

WOMAN: "Look, here is another miracle from God. My car is completely damaged without repairs but this bottle of wine didn't break. God actually wants us to celebrate our good fortune with this wine."

She then handed the bottle over to me. I opened it and drank half of it and handed it back to her.

She puts the cap back on and gave it back to me.

So I asked, "aren't you drinking any?"

She replied, "Oh no. I think I'll just wait for the police to come and collect their evidence"

At that moment I realized I have fallen into the trap.

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