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FUNNY JOKE: I Found Myself A Sugar Mummy

A fair coloured mature woman (Sugar Mummy) wearing a red straight dress and sitting on a bed

I met this rich mature woman on a tour in Africa.

We started dating a few days after talking.

After my stay in Africa, I came back home and the woman promised to surprise me.

One afternoon I received a call from her and she told me she has sent me 600,000 dollars through Western Union Money Transfer.

All of a sudden I was filled with pride.

I hired 4 security men to escort me withdraw the money which cost 400 dollars each ($1600).

I bought a $650 Gucci bag on credit to keep the money in after agreeing to pay immediately I withdraw my money.

I then rented a nice Jeep to drive to the bank which costs $700.

I collapsed immediately I received the money.

The 600,000 was in Zimbabwean Dollars  (US$1657.92).

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