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FUNNY JOKE: Breaking News

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Just yesterday on National Geography Wild, it was announced that a very dangerous snake has just been discovered. 

Scientists claim that the snake is an enhance species of the reptile family. 

According to National Geography Wild, the snake increases 0.5cm in length every time it is fed and it's been fed every 30 seconds or less. 

This particular snake cannot be killed or harmed by a weapon except it bites itself. 

This is the most dangerous snake ever recorded in the history of mankind. 

This snake can only be found in Nokia phones under the game menu and it's Snake Xenzia.

Breaking news reported by Dave Got Jokes.

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