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FUNNY JOKE: Why I Didn't Go To College

A black poster with a text on it which reads "opposite in meaning" :Oh my God" "Oh my devil". It also has a two laughing emoji on it.

My tutor started a new topic (words and their opposites). He decided to ask the class some few questions about the topic under discussion.

Teacher: Dave, What is the opposite of good?

Me: Bad.

Teacher: Come?

Me: Go.

Teacher: Ugly?

Me: Sexy.

Teacher: You are wrong.

Me: You are right.

Teacher: Shut up.

Me: Keep talking.

Teacher: Ok now stop.

Me: Ok now carry on.

Teacher: Get out of my class.

Me: Come to my class.

Teacher: Oh my God.

Me: Oh your devil.

Teacher: You have failed.

Me: I have passed.

Teacher: Stupid boy, stop talking.

Me: Stupid man, keep talking.

Now you all know why dave didn't go to college.

1. The only errand guys will never get tired of is when she says, "Baby please go and lock the door first."

2. Parents in my village are like, "Remind me to buy your cane before we get home."

3. If you've seen the way your girlfriend is busy telling another guy he doesn't have a boyfriend, you will know it's only God that loves you.

4. A real blessing is when the daughter of the food vendor in your area is in love with you. You will never go hungry.

5. Do you know why during wedding ceremonies the woman sits on the left while the man on the right? It's because according to a Balance Sheet, all assets are on the right side and liabilities on the left side.

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