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FUNNY JOKE: My Wife Lost Her Pussy In The Church

A woman in a sleeveless straight dress show her thighs.

My wife had a cat at the church premises.

The cat went missing one evening.

The next day in the church, My wife mount the altar and asked the congregation.

"Who has a pussy?"

All the women in the congregation stood up.

"No, I mean who has a pussy?"

All the men stood up.

"No, no, no... I mean who has seen a pussy that isn't theirs?"

More than half of the men in the church stood up.

"Oh for goodness sake! Who has seen my pussy?"

All of a sudden I fainted.

Why?

All the boys in the choir got up.

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